February 2012
Aunty: who's this guy on your phone?
Me: That's my boyfriend.
Aunty: he looks to pretty to be your boyfriend -goes through photos- who are these other boys with him?
Me: my other boyfriends?
Aunty: oh yeah. You have my approval then.
Me: what?
Aunty: besides that One, What's his name?
Me: Harry?
Aunty: how old is he?
Me: 18? Why?
Aunty: damn I'm too old.
Me: what's the bet he'll want you more than me. -Le laughs-
Aunty: so he likes em cougars aye? I'm all for him.
Me: ew.
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Anonymous asked: Sorry i meant Zain Malik.
When you try to thief Niall's food
Anonymous asked: Zain Milk<333333
Chapters 41, 42 AND 43 are up for my fanfic:) →
Anonymous asked: wow your fans are deadly. Bitches be jealous.
reblog if your a one direction blog, i want to...
1derfulness:
onedirection-niggah:
WHO'S GOING TO THE AUCKLAND CONCERT? I MIGHT SEE...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure it's Niall. NOT NAIA. stupid directionator. GTFO off tumblr.
Naia, I love you.
T the anon who keeps asking me when I'm gonna...
I don't know man, I just really want to shag one...
Nobody can touch our fans, except for us. Sorry,...
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Third reaction I wouldn’t do hahaha
Anonymous asked: I don't mean to sound rude but how soon are you posting cause its getting pretty late here and I really want to read your new chapters.
Wdvojwdbvuobwrovj urgh!! My ZIALL heart is dead.
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Anonymous asked: Then why aren't you sending us the link you stupid cow.
Anonymous asked: If you heard it from twitter? Then why I haven't I heard it on mine. Did you start this?
Anonymous asked: You probably started this stupid rumor.
I swear if people send hate to Niall just from...
horan-the-world-1direction asked: Turn On/Off? Intelligence
yougotthat1carrot asked: Zayn in your room (naked and ready to break a table)